I like to talk shit. I talk it in local, I send it in messages, I talk it to friends, enemies, people I really don't know, it really doesn't matter, because its so much fun. People tell me its pointless and immature, so guess what I do? I tell them to fuck off. I try to keep appropriate words in local, but if my shit-talking opponent will cuss, I have no inhibitions. I really don't care what you think about me, or what you say about me, cause if you say it to my face you will get an earful, and more. So recently this dude I guess from Texas, (obviously felt he needed to prove some stuff to someone he doesn't know, and someone who doesn't care) well I'll put this lightly: he got his punk ass blown up. He was afk on a low sec gate (lol) and I taught him a little lesson. So he isn't to happy I podded him (I'm a pirate... what do you think I would do to some afk pod on a gate) so he starts venting his anger in some messages, so I happily respond (I'm just nice like that). They aren't really very interesting, I'v had better, but he just insults me, my profession, my name, and my intelligence (he was the one afk...lol). So I'm talking shit right back, and for some reason he decides he will prove himself to me by telling me about himself in real life. So he first brings up how he went to Iraq or Afghanistan or some ethnic place no one wants to go right now. So now his name is Towelhead Cameljockey. I wont go to say his real in EVE name but he definitely knows who he is.
Killed his Enyo again when he was ganging 10v2 against me and a corpie, thank you mesk for tanking that damage. I just popped out in my little Myrm, locked his crappy little shit and popped him before he could try to run. I was of no help in that skirmish, but we got 2 ships and lost 1 drone, thats a victory.
One of my favorite ways to smack to an entire corp, is to find their recruiting channel. No joke, most corps have one and the CEO is usually there, I go in, post a killmail if I have one, talk some shit like how the guy lost his shit cause he sucks, then leave. Its entertaining. I have been banned from many public corp channels like this and I still do it.
I used that type of Guerilla smack-talking to cuss out this dudes CEO when I was a super nub. I was just about to start pirating, and was auto-piloting through low-sec, the super-nub I was, when I was just checking up on myself and I was getting killed (not podded tho). I had seriously bought my sparkly clean cruiser 8 minutes before. I wasn't happy. I talked shit, then he pointed out I was a nub and in low-sec. I talked some shit, and left the channel. That was interesting... taught me a lesson.
First time I was petitioned was in Neziel. I was kidding around with some losers in local, people who have no life, and was kidding about some stupid stuff and they petitioned me! I thought we were friends..... ok now I'm angry. Petition ban finished and I'm right back in local, cursing them out like none other. I have a very long list of curse words, and I exhausted it after about 30 sec, just before I was petitioned again... heh. Thats ok, we got back at them, killed a dude's fully t2 fit Falcon... guess what? He was afk cloaked (lol). Saw this in one guy's bio a long time ago: AFK Cloaked... lol. I agree.
I killed a Manticore the other day, I guess he undocked and went afk or something because he was just moseying right along out of station. I'v seen mission bots fail like this and just keep moving without warping away, so I do what every pilot would do, I warped to the undock point, disrupted and webbed his little ship, and instapopped him. I didn't get the pod tho so maybe he disconnected or something. I went to his corp info looking for a channel to smack in, but found none. Do all my good kills happen when my victims are afk? Nope, but still some good ones do.
I came across a Brutix the other day doing an anomaly. Must have been a terrible fit cause he was almost to structure from the anomaly alone, I point/webbed him, and get him to about 35% structure when I decide ransoming him is a good idea. Recall drones, turn off guns, tell him my price in local, he is sitting there shooting me (never got through my shield and I armor tank) then suddenly the damage notifiers stop showing up...... You gotta be kidding... Yep, I just disconnected, crappy ass internet just lost my fucking kill... Of course he is thrilled. I get back on and I have an empty anomaly, and a message from him. This may not be exact words but he said: "How are you such a good pirate?". I respond with: "I didn't get to kill you..." He says: "Yea but you disconnected". At least he picked up on that. I just told him I have had some practice, its really cool when someone shoots you a message not cussing you out or acting superior, but is just chill about what just went on.
I like a fair 1v1. I do, I think almost everyone does. I went to 1v1 some crappy drake pilot cause I didn't like him and needed a kill. He comes to the belt, I engage in my Myrm, and his friend comes in a Prophesy. Being the trusting person I am, I assume his little friend is just here to watch... Nope. So neither of them were good players and didn't put out the DPS to break my tank and I'm tearing that drake apart, but they are doing enough damage and neuting me enough for me to be a little worried. I call in one of my buds because I'm not to happy about this becoming a 2v1. My friend come in a Domi, and rips that Proph apart before he can even try for a wild escape. By then I'm past armor in the Drake, and the Domi totally jacked my killmail. This corp was not to happy with me.... I have killed or helped kill 3 of their players, 2 BCs, 2 AF, they have been spending a lot of time around my systems, always in 10+ and they always fail to kill me and just end up losing their own ships. Good job guys, maybe someday.
So I 1v1ed a year old the other day. Hurricane v Myrmidon. I know the Myrm is superior, but this only proved it. He was plate tanking, and was set up to shoot up the Myrm's lowest resists. I won. It was a great fight tho. He honored a fair 1v1, and got me to half structure. He also had a friend in the system who came and watched in his pod so that there would be no interference. He was cool and we chatted after, this sorta made up for one of his corpies killing one of my corpies. I still want another shot at the other dude tho. He will get it someday... I will try to find something to write about again soon, I have been lazy, till then, fly dangerous.
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