Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Killing some nub in 1v1s

So I see this dude in local, I wasn't sure what he was about be he starts talking, and I see him in his Moa right outside station. I ask for a 1v1 and prod him till he grows the balls to fight me, Moa vs. Vexor. He finally decides to fight, we warp off and i throw out my drones and aggress him and he starts his shooting, everything is doing well, I'm popping his 3 drones and repping my armor, and suddenly my friend LoganFire uncloaks near us in some Amarr t2 cruiser, I forget what kind. I tell him I'm going to win and to not do anything, so he targets us just to watch. So we are going along, he has no more drones and is into structure, I'm at about 35% armor (repping fast and thats underestimating my armor amount). So he knows he's dead, we throw out good fight in local, I tell him I still will need to take his ship, and I finish up, grab loot and we are finished. He plays it off as just a few leftovers from a long time ago... bull... But whatever makes him feel better, Osiris 1, 1-2 year old player 0. 

So I'm fucking around like usual when this guy starts up a convo, turns out he just bought a Vexor and fitted it and is ready for a real 1v1, it's on like Donkey Kong kiddo. I tell him I'm still in Mya ready to kill him, he says planet 1, I think to myself this is a little sketchy cause we fought in a Safe Spot before, but its only a Vexor so I don't really care. I reaffirm with him no friends, he agrees, we fight, I'm winning (big surprise) when he has a corpie come into local. I hope this douchebag is just gonna watch, and I kill this guys Vexor just before he friend comes in. I pull in drones, and use my bag of tricks to try to get out, no go. He kills me and talks a little shit in local, loots everything and leaves before my Myrm is back on scene. I tell the guy I 1v1ed that wasn't really fair, then he reminds me that his friend came in after I killed him.... I guess thats cool then. Only a Vexor anyways. 

His friend said some stuff in local so I convoed him and told the nub to kill me, he messages me and calls me a noob (how original) talks about how he's a bad ass (still a nub) and so I shoot him a message back. He blocked me! What a little bitch, he has no balls. Well he can go eat a dick cause thats just about all he's good for, still 2 Osiris, 1 for that corp. Whatever, I still came out on top. 

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